This used to be just over 100 words but then I edited it and now it's just under. Yes, it is exceedingly short.

Title: Talking Dirty
Author: Innuendo
Fandom: Heroes
Rating: PG for innuendo (lol)
Pairing: Peter/Claude
Summary: In which Claude relieves Peter's boredom 
Disclaimer: Inspired by the Heroes Slash Manual by fantasticpants and therefore has some concepts/ideas that are not mine.

Talking Dirty 

In which Claude relieves Peter’s boredom 

“I’m bored!” Peter whined, “I need something to do” 

Immediately inspired, Claude got off the couch. “I know just the thing. I’ll go get The Stick™” 

Peter glared at him, radiating emo-ness. “I’m sick of you hitting me with that goddamn stick!” 

Claude smirked. “That wasn’t what I had in mind for it” 

Peter blinky-blinked for a second, before his eyes widened. “You dirty, dirty man!” 

“Only for you, Poodle” 

Several kinky hours later, Peter suddenly said “While we’re talking dirty, Claude… how do you feel about doing it invisibly in a public place?”