I wanted to post a whole series of drabbles based on the Heroes Slash Manual - but there are about 37 pairings in it, and while it would be amusing I just don't have the dedication to do that. So I decided I'd post the ones I've done/will do, since I quite like them (and it's about time I did some fic).

So here's the first one I did, as I'm not about to change it at all:

Title: A Little Smuggles Drabble
Author: Innuendo
Fandom: Heroes
Rating: I'd say PG. It might even be G.
Pairing: Sylar/Mr. Muggles
Summary: In which Sylar gets pwned by a dog.
Spoilers: Only if you didn't know Sylar and Mr. Muggles met.
Warnings: OOC Sylar. Extreme crack.
Disclaimer: Inspired by the Heroes Slash Manual by

fantasticpants

so some ideas/concepts come from that and are not mine.

A Little Smuggles Drabble

In which Sylar gets pwned by a dog

“I’m sorry, but… it just won’t work out between us” Sylar tried his best to sound soothing –breaking up was never easy.

“We’re just too different”

“Don’t give me that look. It’s not all my fault, you know. You’re too… high maintenance. I can’t keep spending money just to keep you happy”

“It’s over, Mr. Muggles”

At first this statement was met with silence. But then the fluffy Pomeranian growled in the back of his throat and pounced on Sylar, knocking him to the floor.

“Mr. Muggles, don’t - ”

But despite Sylar’s protests, Mr. Muggles got down to business.

“No! You beast!”

***

When it was all over, Sylar sighed. “Now look what you’ve gone and done” He sat up and looked at his shoes.

“Now I’m going to have to buy new shoelaces – again”

Ahem... yes. As I said, complete crack.